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[omegle] chuck in Paradisa
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Chuck: Hi
Stranger: WHAT YOU FUCKING WANTING FROM ME
Chuck: What are you willing to provide?
Stranger: you tell me what you want or need and i wil see if i can help
Chuck: Well I was just saying hi, I'm not sure how demanding that was.
Stranger: you need something tho
Stranger: you want sex?
Chuck: Well... who doesn't, but I'm not exactly good at getting dates. I've been trying though.
Stranger: thats bad news sorry to hear that
Chuck: Yeah, it kinda sucks. I mean it's more difficult since all the guys I know are like way more attractive than I am. So they get all the chicks.
Stranger: what you think you're doing wrong
Chuck: I'm sure even the angel is having better luck than me.
Stranger: why not buy a sex toy
Stranger: rampant rabbit
Stranger: that mine
Chuck: I could ask for something, but that's kind of... impersonal. Plus I'm a guy.
Stranger: so you are a gau
Stranger: gay
Chuck: No!
Chuck: Oh... you thought...
Chuck: No.
Chuck: I hang out with them. I'm like the wing man?
Chuck: They get the chicks.
Chuck: I get nothing.
Chuck: Not that they need a wing man.
Chuck: I mean I know how often they get laid. They don't need my help.
Stranger: you dont seem to know what you ar
Chuck: I'm not gay. I like females. Girls. Chicks. I've been trying to learn some new moves, you know pick-up lines?
Stranger: your not very good at it maybe you should become gay
Stranger: just a thought
Chuck: I don't think you can become gay.
Stranger: if your not getting the girls what is left for you
Chuck: Well there's not a lot of girls here anyway. I mean I helped Lois pick out paint color for her room, but she's way out of my league.
Stranger: why not use drink or drugs. then get yourself laid
Chuck: That doesn't exactly help maintain anything in the bedroom. Trust me, I know. I used to drink a lot for my writing.
Stranger: well it looks as if your going to have it hard
Stranger: in your hand
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you must be ugly???
Stranger: what is wrong with you that girls dont like?
Chuck: I'm just not used to social situations, I mean I'm a writer and I used to just write a lot. I'm a private person.
Stranger: have you thought about paying for sex?
Chuck: Oh, I've done that. It just feels like cheating, and it's also expensive.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: what do you write about
Stranger: dont say sex
Chuck: Well not all the time, but I write about traveling brothers.
Chuck: At least I used to.
Chuck: Don't say they're gay.
Chuck: I know they aren't gay.
Stranger: traveling brothers whats that
Chuck: Like two brothers, out on the road, traveling and saving people's lives.
Stranger: like super hero
Chuck: Kinda yeah.
Stranger: and you made them up
Chuck: Don't worry they didn't sell very many copies. More of a cult following.
Chuck: Well I would drink a lot and have these really vivid dreams, then I'd use those as my inspiration.
Stranger: i had a night mare the other nite
Stranger: it was real scary
Chuck: I'm sorry to hear that. I don't have those dreams anymore, not since coming here.
Stranger: here ?
Chuck: Oh yeah, I got taken.
Stranger: where
Chuck: To a castle.
Stranger: and what castle is this
Chuck: It's not too bad. I mean it wasn't my first choice, but there are a lot of people. Just not chicks that want to go on dates with me.
Chuck: It's Cair Paradisa, but people just call it Paradisa. Totally innaccurate I guess, but still easier probably.
Stranger: are you telling me your in a nut house
Chuck: What? No. It's not a mental institution.
Chuck: It's a castle.
Chuck: Tapestries, and turrets and towers. Castle.
Stranger: i see
Stranger: and why you in a castle
Chuck: Because it's better than living in the city. Everything's free in the castle.
Stranger: can i come
Chuck: Well you have to be taken.
Stranger: i might like you
Chuck: Trust me I didn't want to come here, I just was in the middle of something and then I was here.
Stranger: who take you to the castle
Chuck: No one knows. We all just show up.
Stranger: thats fucking great
Chuck: Yeah. Tell me about it.
Chuck: Oh.. were you serious?
Chuck: Cause it totally sucked.
Stranger: not hear you or your castle
Chuck: Well it's not my castle.
Chuck: I just live in it.
Stranger: who castle?
Chuck: No one knows, it's just here.
Stranger: where
Chuck: In Paradisa
Stranger: well am on the moon
Stranger: i dont know how i got here i was just doing something and then i woke up here
Chuck: That's so crazy! Do you have ghosts there too?
Stranger: maybe it was the same people that put me here as it was that put you in your castle
Chuck: Yeah maybe. Stupid castle. Last week there were zombies.
Stranger: thats not to good then
Stranger: i dont get that shit
Chuck: No. I mean I stayed in my room. So I didn't get attacked.
Chuck: My friends went out hunting though, I guess they had fun.
Stranger: well you did the right thing
Chuck: I know, those things are nasty. I used to write about them.
Chuck: I know what they can do.
Stranger: yes 1 bite and you're fucked
Chuck: Yeah, we had Vampires too I guess. It was pretty crazy. Giant spider outside, and decorations that came to life. Seriously. The castle sucks.
Stranger: and they never seem to be full
Stranger: i think i will stay where i am then
Chuck: Yeah, you're better off. Trust me. Even with the free stuff.
Stranger: my pussy is getting wet now
Chuck: Really? That turned you on?
Chuck: Maybe I should talk about the castle being crappy more often.
Stranger: no it's been out in the rain all day pussy cat
Stranger: you have a dirty mind
Chuck: Well I am a writer that hasn't gotten laid in like months.
Stranger: i had sex 2 night ago
Chuck: Thanks for rubbing it in.
Stranger: yeah i thought i would do that
Stranger: it was good of the people in the castle to give you a pc
Chuck: It's okay, like I said the guys I hang out with can get a chick, in minutes. They walk in a bar and the girls just go to them. Me? Not so much.
Stranger: boo hoo
Chuck: Yeah, I asked for it. I can ask for things, and I get them. Just not people or cars and shit. Or weapons.
Stranger: why do you think that is then???
Chuck: Probably cause they're pretty big things, or you know we might hurt ourselves.
Chuck: Or each other.
Stranger: have you hurt any1
Chuck: Me? No. I'm better with the cower and hide. I mean I told you, zombies and I stayed in my room.
Stranger: am feeling horny now
Chuck: Is this a trick again?
Stranger: no i think i will go now look for a guy that talks the talk
Chuck: Oh.. well... have a good night.
Stranger: good luck on your hunt for girls
Stranger: ok bye
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Chuck: Hi
Stranger: WHAT YOU FUCKING WANTING FROM ME
Chuck: What are you willing to provide?
Stranger: you tell me what you want or need and i wil see if i can help
Chuck: Well I was just saying hi, I'm not sure how demanding that was.
Stranger: you need something tho
Stranger: you want sex?
Chuck: Well... who doesn't, but I'm not exactly good at getting dates. I've been trying though.
Stranger: thats bad news sorry to hear that
Chuck: Yeah, it kinda sucks. I mean it's more difficult since all the guys I know are like way more attractive than I am. So they get all the chicks.
Stranger: what you think you're doing wrong
Chuck: I'm sure even the angel is having better luck than me.
Stranger: why not buy a sex toy
Stranger: rampant rabbit
Stranger: that mine
Chuck: I could ask for something, but that's kind of... impersonal. Plus I'm a guy.
Stranger: so you are a gau
Stranger: gay
Chuck: No!
Chuck: Oh... you thought...
Chuck: No.
Chuck: I hang out with them. I'm like the wing man?
Chuck: They get the chicks.
Chuck: I get nothing.
Chuck: Not that they need a wing man.
Chuck: I mean I know how often they get laid. They don't need my help.
Stranger: you dont seem to know what you ar
Chuck: I'm not gay. I like females. Girls. Chicks. I've been trying to learn some new moves, you know pick-up lines?
Stranger: your not very good at it maybe you should become gay
Stranger: just a thought
Chuck: I don't think you can become gay.
Stranger: if your not getting the girls what is left for you
Chuck: Well there's not a lot of girls here anyway. I mean I helped Lois pick out paint color for her room, but she's way out of my league.
Stranger: why not use drink or drugs. then get yourself laid
Chuck: That doesn't exactly help maintain anything in the bedroom. Trust me, I know. I used to drink a lot for my writing.
Stranger: well it looks as if your going to have it hard
Stranger: in your hand
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you must be ugly???
Stranger: what is wrong with you that girls dont like?
Chuck: I'm just not used to social situations, I mean I'm a writer and I used to just write a lot. I'm a private person.
Stranger: have you thought about paying for sex?
Chuck: Oh, I've done that. It just feels like cheating, and it's also expensive.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: what do you write about
Stranger: dont say sex
Chuck: Well not all the time, but I write about traveling brothers.
Chuck: At least I used to.
Chuck: Don't say they're gay.
Chuck: I know they aren't gay.
Stranger: traveling brothers whats that
Chuck: Like two brothers, out on the road, traveling and saving people's lives.
Stranger: like super hero
Chuck: Kinda yeah.
Stranger: and you made them up
Chuck: Don't worry they didn't sell very many copies. More of a cult following.
Chuck: Well I would drink a lot and have these really vivid dreams, then I'd use those as my inspiration.
Stranger: i had a night mare the other nite
Stranger: it was real scary
Chuck: I'm sorry to hear that. I don't have those dreams anymore, not since coming here.
Stranger: here ?
Chuck: Oh yeah, I got taken.
Stranger: where
Chuck: To a castle.
Stranger: and what castle is this
Chuck: It's not too bad. I mean it wasn't my first choice, but there are a lot of people. Just not chicks that want to go on dates with me.
Chuck: It's Cair Paradisa, but people just call it Paradisa. Totally innaccurate I guess, but still easier probably.
Stranger: are you telling me your in a nut house
Chuck: What? No. It's not a mental institution.
Chuck: It's a castle.
Chuck: Tapestries, and turrets and towers. Castle.
Stranger: i see
Stranger: and why you in a castle
Chuck: Because it's better than living in the city. Everything's free in the castle.
Stranger: can i come
Chuck: Well you have to be taken.
Stranger: i might like you
Chuck: Trust me I didn't want to come here, I just was in the middle of something and then I was here.
Stranger: who take you to the castle
Chuck: No one knows. We all just show up.
Stranger: thats fucking great
Chuck: Yeah. Tell me about it.
Chuck: Oh.. were you serious?
Chuck: Cause it totally sucked.
Stranger: not hear you or your castle
Chuck: Well it's not my castle.
Chuck: I just live in it.
Stranger: who castle?
Chuck: No one knows, it's just here.
Stranger: where
Chuck: In Paradisa
Stranger: well am on the moon
Stranger: i dont know how i got here i was just doing something and then i woke up here
Chuck: That's so crazy! Do you have ghosts there too?
Stranger: maybe it was the same people that put me here as it was that put you in your castle
Chuck: Yeah maybe. Stupid castle. Last week there were zombies.
Stranger: thats not to good then
Stranger: i dont get that shit
Chuck: No. I mean I stayed in my room. So I didn't get attacked.
Chuck: My friends went out hunting though, I guess they had fun.
Stranger: well you did the right thing
Chuck: I know, those things are nasty. I used to write about them.
Chuck: I know what they can do.
Stranger: yes 1 bite and you're fucked
Chuck: Yeah, we had Vampires too I guess. It was pretty crazy. Giant spider outside, and decorations that came to life. Seriously. The castle sucks.
Stranger: and they never seem to be full
Stranger: i think i will stay where i am then
Chuck: Yeah, you're better off. Trust me. Even with the free stuff.
Stranger: my pussy is getting wet now
Chuck: Really? That turned you on?
Chuck: Maybe I should talk about the castle being crappy more often.
Stranger: no it's been out in the rain all day pussy cat
Stranger: you have a dirty mind
Chuck: Well I am a writer that hasn't gotten laid in like months.
Stranger: i had sex 2 night ago
Chuck: Thanks for rubbing it in.
Stranger: yeah i thought i would do that
Stranger: it was good of the people in the castle to give you a pc
Chuck: It's okay, like I said the guys I hang out with can get a chick, in minutes. They walk in a bar and the girls just go to them. Me? Not so much.
Stranger: boo hoo
Chuck: Yeah, I asked for it. I can ask for things, and I get them. Just not people or cars and shit. Or weapons.
Stranger: why do you think that is then???
Chuck: Probably cause they're pretty big things, or you know we might hurt ourselves.
Chuck: Or each other.
Stranger: have you hurt any1
Chuck: Me? No. I'm better with the cower and hide. I mean I told you, zombies and I stayed in my room.
Stranger: am feeling horny now
Chuck: Is this a trick again?
Stranger: no i think i will go now look for a guy that talks the talk
Chuck: Oh.. well... have a good night.
Stranger: good luck on your hunt for girls
Stranger: ok bye
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